Birds and Squirrels

Watching the birds and squirrels outside my dining room windows today, I had to laugh at how extremely fat they all are!!  Most of the squirrels actually have fat rolls around their legs and butts, and they waddle rather than run!  The birds are abnormally round too, I don't know how some of them can get off the ground.  This could be in response to our colder than normal winter last year, or maybe they are just hitting up every bird feeder in the city.

Then I wondered how long it will be until the government steps in and shames us for having fat birds and squirrels (like all of us with fat cats and dogs).  I can see it now--low calorie bird food, with recommended daily allowances.
Sigh......