I tried very hard to avoid all the Inaugural crap today, but honestly--
such a proud moment, to see our new First Lady walk into the Ball with a skirt slit up to her crotch. Such class.
I guess she is making it easier for Trump to--you know---
I guess it is true after all--money really can buy you anything, even the Presidency of the United States.
Today, I am ashamed to be an American.